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I must thank whoever sent this. I never knew solutions like this existed. Leave a stereo unplugged for an hour and magically it will work again. I left it unplugged for days it should be able to microwave pizzas by now if leaving it unplugged for an hour would return it to working order. Jesus Christ! That's the solution to all of life's great problems! I think it'll work. Oh my computer has a virus, just leave it unplugged for an hour. Your vehicles brakes are wearing out; why just turn it off for an hour. Girlfriends vagina is too loose just kill her for an hour bring her ba
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I'm bored, so I'll writeI've learned through modern writing that adding zombies makes every subject better. Therefore, I will now add zombies into this... Type of writing.I'm bored, so I'll write
There was something to be said about a man who enjoyed a fine custom cigarette. This man was one who liked them striped. Nine stripes, to be exact. They were rolled by the smoker himself in meticulously stained paper. They were stained by the smoker himself on exactly cut rectangles. They were cut by the smoker himself with scissors in fine, shaking hands. "The dentist said something about my teeth yesterday." Said Lloyd. He kept his legs apart as he sat and sipped his coffee. I
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The Red Angel: The EndThe rain began to gently fall in the night sky, softening the ground beneath Matt’s feet as he arduously trudged up the worn dirt path that ascended the side of the hill. Upon reaching the summit, he shuddered slightly when he felt the sensation of the cold, wet metal of the handrail against the warm skin of his hands. “Don’t even think about it Matt,” Wiseman said. “Just do it.” Matt put all of his weight on his hands and leant over the barrier, the distance to the ground below causing the feeling of vertigo. The sea of lights that was the city before him sparkled in the darknThe Red Angel: The End
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We must forge a head...er...that's not quite right.
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Dementia: Nature's way of making your retirement more interesting.
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Dementia: Nature's way of making your retirement more interesting.
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I will not eat anything less than human.
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Dementia: Nature's way of making your retirement more interesting.
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I will not eat anything less than human.
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Dementia: Nature's way of making your retirement more interesting.
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Don't bring me daffodils, bring a bouquet of pills.
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